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Why I Am Not a Criminal Defense Attorney, Part 2
Last time we visited TIWIANACDA (acronym in progress), Lamarcus Williamson punched his attorney Dan Hall in the mouth because, well, he didn’t like the plead deal that he agreed to. This time we have...
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The Breakup Battle
Everybody wants to win the breakup. Whether that means you hit the gym after getting dumped to drop a few pounds in an effort to become more attractive or simply dating the extremely good looking...
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10 Signs You Are Dressed Unprofessionally
There is an epidemic in the legal community. Maybe it is because of the economy. Maybe it is because the lackluster hiring rate for new lawyers. Perhaps it has something to do with the Mayan Doomsday...
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The Championship Game
The end of college football is near. Last week we found out the sentencing for the LSU/Alabama teabagger. That guy got TWO YEARS in prison. Two Years! Crazy. Anyways, some fans just cannot contain...
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What Every Bitter Lawyer Wants For Christmas, Part 2
Bitter Lawyer is back again with all the holiday gifts you should be getting your lawyerly loved ones this season. Last time we introduced you to the Whisky advent calendar but today we are harkening...
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Clown Fights Cop, Then Court
For most people, being in the courtroom awaiting your initial hearing on disorderly conduct, resisting arrest and assaulting a police officer is not the time to be clowning around. Kenneth Kraucunas...
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The Dumbest Negotiator
Does anyone need a new employee to help drive a hard bargain at the negotiating table? Let me introduce you to Jennifer Melissa Herring. The Myrtle Beach woman refused to pull over while, “doing 40...
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Fraud and Fellatio
This week in the always exciting workers’ compensation law, we come across Modupe Adunni Martin, who recently was sentenced to nine months in jail for workers’ compensation fraud. In addition to her...
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5 People Guaranteed to be at Your Office Party
With this being the final weekend before the week absolutely no work gets done between Christmas and New Years, we are in the midst of holiday parties. It is a weird time for firms across America...
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It’s A-Me Mario!
Police say a man dressed as Mario, from the beloved video game franchise, has been arrested for groping a woman in Times Square. Police arrested Damon Torres, 34, with forcible touching after he...
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“Excessive Workplace Flatulence”
If you read a newspaper or watch television or really have been alive for the past month, you have probably heard about the government’s ability to shit the bed on just about everything. Today we have...
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Roll Tide . . . Right Through That Court Date
After a week of trying to avoid responsibility and watching football, one lawyer has found an ability to do both. Birmingham, Alabama lawyer Marcus Jones III, a self-described “fanatic” of Alabama...
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The $5,000 Résumé
Debbie Michelle Zamacona has pulled the craziest résumé move of all time. Emphasis on crazy. The 40-year-old Georgian claimed a ghost stole her curriculum vitae — which she valued at $5,000. Five....
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Cuffs of Love
Jason Earl Dean, 25, has been sentenced to four years in jail and six years of probation after handcuffing himself to a co-worker in an attempt to get a date. Dean, had tried to seduce his Taco Bell...
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Litigation Libations
Five inmates at the Idaho State Correctional Institution are suing national beer and wine companies for $1 billion, claiming that alcohol was responsible for their crimes. Wait. What? The inmates, who...
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Teacher Sues for Disability Discrimination: Fear of Kids
An Ohio schoolteacher is suing her school district because they discriminated against her on the basis they made her teach kids. Go ahead and read that one again. Maria C. Waltherr-Willard, was a high...
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The Mud, the Blood, and the Baby Shower
The guest of honor told belligerent guests to “Bring it!” Generally all the tantrums at a baby shower are limited to the newborn but not in this case. A Massachusetts baby shower turned into a...
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War on Grandmothers
An Indonesian court has sentenced a British grandmother to death for smuggling cocaine onto the resort island of Bali. Lindsay June Sandiford, 56, was arrested and found guilty of smuggling $2.5...
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Good Grief!
Charlie Brown has been arrested. Ok, let me clarify: The voice of Charlie Brown, Peter Robbins was arrested for stalking and threatening his ex-girlfriend and her plastic surgeon. Robbins, 56, was,...
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Video Captures Crime and Immediate Punishment
Today in “Extremely Damning Evidence” we are given the video of Rashad Greene, 30, attacking his girlfriend Dominique Morrow, 28, while at a hearing for a protection order. Umm . . . motion for...
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